Below I have put together some fun Q&A's for you because sometimes you are just so caught off guard by how "normal" it is for strangers to approach you and talk to you about the intimate details of your pregnancy.
"Do you have a birth plan?"
"Yeah. My plan is to eventually give birth to this baby."
"Are you sure it's not twins?"
"Does it count as twins if one is a baby and the other is a dinosaur?"
"Do you know what you are having?"
"Not yet. But we are really hoping it's a baby."
"Are you going to do it all natural?"
"By natural do you mean like in a zen garden surrounded by wildlife?"
"You look like you are just done. When are you due?"
"Done with this conversation maybe. Due several months from now, thanks for the reminder!"
"Oh it's a girl? Are you going to try for a boy next?"
"Well this one is still cooking so I haven't thought about it yet. But if it's another girl can I just give it to you?"
"What does your husband think about you being pregnant?"
"Was I supposed to tell him?"
"Are you planning on breast feeding?"
"Before we start talking about my breasts why don't we have a casual conversation about yours?"